I am HOW OLD...

Sorry tomorrow is my Birthday!!!

So what's that number one birthday month...is it Aries (NO) is it Scorpio (NO) is it LEO (YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS).... (you ever notice he asks about month but says the signs...too funny)
Shot out to all the Lovely Leos in the HOUSE....

Ok Ok enough Uncle Luke club talk

But seriously, I will be my 26 tomorrow...and its crazy...I am the happiest around this time of year and at the same time I literally HATE this time of year...Let me explain

I HATE and I do mean HATE the summertime, I don't like heat, I don't like sun, I don't like pools, I don't like the beach...I don't like bugs, and I don't like to smell and feel nasty and sweaty...and that mess...I just don't like it...

From June until Mid-September you aren't catching me outside PERIOD...you just won't NOT until after at least 8pm....REAL TALK...

When there are cookouts or anything going on in the summer I will be the LAST one to arrive because I am NOT sitting outside all day in the heat...NOT doing it....PERIOD don't ask because I am NOT going...
Even the amusement park and the lake, whatever...IF I don't do it BEFORE June then I ain't going until the end of the season in September...don't ask me I am NOT going....
So how is someone who was born right SMACK DEAD in the MIDDLE of summer...NOT like it...I don't know, ask my mother...she said she was miserable while pregnant (and who could blame her its HOT and you know what out said...you can fry an egg on the sidewalk...serious business...) so I totally blame her...ITS YOUR FAULT PC!!!!..don't tell her I said that though...I am still scurred of my Momma

I don't know when I developed such a deep dislike for the summer, as child I remember running around down south for hours on end...I mean in deep Alabama...where it was 90 degrees BEFORE sunrise...I was a tomboy I was outside with bugs and doing all kinds of stuff...even using the bathroom if need be because I was to far from my grandmothers house to make it (keep it real you did that too)...

But NOW I just can't take it...
BUT TODAY, TOMORROW and for the REST of the week and weekend...despite the record temperatures and all that jazz...I am HAPPY...

WHY???

Its MY BIRTHDAY....NOW I don't know how YOU roll but for me, my birthday has ALWAYS been a major event...

Again, blame my parents...I am the only girl and the youngest....so I always have had a party or something...they always made my birthday a BIG deal...

I don't care what could be going on when its MY birthday ITS MY DAY...the good thing though is that I have matured enough to understand that EVERYONE does NOT have to look at my birthday like this and its up to me and ONLY me to really make the best of my day...so that is what I plan on doing...

I have to work tomorrow the FIRST TIME EVER working on my birthday but hey at least I got a job...
I will be going to dinner with my parents in the evening its not with my husband/boyfriend/significant other (which I don't have, heck I don't even have a boo boo...LOL) but hey at least I am going out with the two people in this world that I KNOW for a FACT love me unconditionally
I will then go for dessert with my Line Sisters for a little while hey at least I have line sisters to hang with & act a fool with on my day...

Saturday is the BIG birthday BASH at H2O on the waterfront here in DC...I don't really care for this club, BUT my cousin and 'em is hooking it up for me, so me and my GURLS, my folks...we is gonna party!!!! (Be on the look out for the pics next week)

So I must say for a little gurl that grew up like a boy, grew up to HATE the summer, and grow to be in love with HERSELF...

Turning 26 don't look half bad....