Thursday, March 08, 2007

The Metro Chronicles...

yea its been a minute since I have had anything funny to write about...well actually I have but what's the point....in fact its been since last June since I talked about anything Metro (well I guess that's because the Metro seems to be OFF the hook when its hot...) but NOW I am starting to see that when its cold outside, people act a fool too...

Ok so the other day I was on my way home from work, now I work typical hours, 9-5, and I work directly across from Metro Center in downtown DC (for anyone who is here you get the picture, this is one of, if not THE busiest stations in the city...you have 3 train lines, and the 3 lines that have the MOST traffic, RED, BLUE, and ORANGE) so at even given time, but especially between 8-9 am and 4-5:30 pm METRO Center is jumping....1000s of people coming and going...

So you already know that its going to be hella folks getting off and on the trains, so why fuss, right? WRONG...man it was this lady on the train, and she was going off...and what made it so funny was the fact that she was an older lady, looked very well put together, very business like/a professional...suit-the whole nine...blackberry all that...
so when she yelled out:
"got damn it...close the damn door...that got damn voice is getting on my nerves..."

I was totally floored...I mean she went off...I was cracking up (in my coat of course she was looking around for someone to say something to her...) and THEN she kept mumbling to herself...HA-LAR-RI-OUS

(if you don't know what i am talking about, there is this automatic recording that says "doors closing/doors opening" right...and it is annoying especially when the doors get stuck and it does it like 5 times in a row...which is what it was doing...but to just SNAP like she did...CLASSIC!)


Ok Ok...but that's not all, so right after she goes off I look up and I notice this 6 foot 5 inches or better dude standing in front of me...and I say to myself...what in D hell does this bama have on?

This bama had on a posquat coat...(yea take a second to click on the link and look this up...)

yea like that....

I mean a seriously...it was like something out of a broke down, low budget, movie...it looked like rat, mixed with cat/dog, squarrel (Baltimore at that)...you name it that's what it looked like..

I mean the coat was gray and dusty...and what made it so bad...home boy thought he was DOING it...shades on and ALL, while ON the train UNDERGROUND...too funny....

Man I can't stop laughing about that bama's XXXXL posquat coat...

Well its about to start getting warm so I am SURE there will be many more stories to tell, and so begins another year of the Metro Chronicles....

12 comments:

miKeSee said...

This is completely hilarious! And it's not because of the posquat line either. I totally know how the Metro can provide you with some CLASSIC moments in life.

Honey-Libra said...

AHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA. I just knew you were gonna say something about a homeless person fussin or something, cause they always got something to fight about (someone stole they seat, someone won't give em no money and they just saw them use the ATM lol), but man when those well "dressed" folks crack it's too funny, I saw a white collar guy dancing to a beyonce song on his mp3...to say that I was crying would be an understatement lol...gotta love the metro...umm and that coat.....DEAD SILENCE (especially at the sunglasses) boo you're underground...you get a fashion ticket

T.C. said...

@mike-yea it does provide CLASSIC moments...

@honey-fashion ticket is being nice, that bama needed a summons to go straight to COURT!

Blu Jewel said...

OMG! my ignant ass woulda asked him about his coat!!! LMBAO!

i'm dangerous out in public these days and that's the kinda shit I dont need to see

T.C. said...

@blu-I surely didn't need to see it either...I immediately started textin about it...and I was about to take a picture with my phone but that would have been a little to ignant so I left him lone...but that bama...oh boi oh boi....he made my week with that HAM!

jus butterfli said...

okay! fa real... if i didn't HOLLER when i read this, i'll pay you:

and what made it so bad...home boy thought he was DOING it...shades on and ALL

as a matter of fact, i'm STILL snickering while i type my comments! you are a funny chick lil sis! i can't wait to read your warm weather metro stories! (LOL) thank you for the laugh!

keep bein' phenomenal! tomorrow is FRIDAY!! (woooo-hooo!!)

peace and hugs!

T.C. said...

@jus-you have GOT to hear me though...I am OFF the HOOK...Oh Imma keep em coming I got a feeling that them bamas in the 07 is going to be OFF the HOOK! And I am dead downtown too...aw man aw man...its about to get real ignant watch! LMBO!

j.a.c. said...

Man! BAMMAS!!! Someone should knock them ALL upside their heads!!! I mean, just hit 'em!! Don't tell them why. Just hit 'em!

emptyHEART said...

The wonderful world of public transportation.

T.C. said...

@jac-gurl you is OFF the HOOK! yes chile just smack em and say...you BAMA....and keep walking....

@empty-yes gold ol public transpo...but it beats this crazy DC traffic!

Tasha said...

OMG I think I saw that same dude on the Orange line about two weeks back, but he was having a serious conversation with himself (I didn't see an earpiece or bluetooth or anything)so I didn't want to interrupt him. I would have been like, "I love your jacket. Is real fur? What animal?" If he would have said Posquat...just damn.

T.C. said...

@tasha-you are OFF the HOOK! he was real intense and it was the Orange line...LMBO!!! who knows chile you know we gots us some really "special" folks runnin round the DC area...