That's right folks I am in the mood for some good ole Chitlins...or Chitterlings if you want to be proper...
I was out on King Street today getting some lunch and I could just smell them...now I probably really wasn't smelling chitlins but I promise you that's what it smelt like to me....
So being as though my parents are currently in Alabama I KNEW that there would be some chitlins being cooked by my Madea...so I called her up...and low and behold there was some...but do you know that they ate ALL of the Chitlins and ain't put NONE away for me!!! Now what kind of mess is this....I am HEATED because they know that I love me some chitlins...when I was a little girl and got the flu that's all I would eat...so how dare they not get me some and put them in the freezer for me....I am HEATED! I mean seriously HEATED!
My mother was laughing on the phone, like it ain't a big deal...you got to be kidding me...
I asked my Madea (yes we really call her that) if she would fix me some and freeze them for me and she said she would, IF she can find some...ain't that a blip!
My mother fixes them but she doesn't fix them but ONCE a year and that's on New Year's...this New Year's I will be in Miami and we are all going on a cruise as a family (Lord Help me on a boat with her and my father for 5 days....LOL...I am sure I will have plenty to post on that) so she is supposed to cook them for Christmas...but I want some not NOW, but RIGHT NOW!
Hopefully my Madear will hook me up and they make it up the road (if my parents don't eat my stuff)...I really can't believe them, they really ate some chitlins and didn't save me none....so upset right now....
Note: the picture at the top doesn't do chitlins any justice....
NO I can't just go and buy some and eat them because not everyone cleans them right...or cooks them long enough or seasons them right
YES I know I am OFF the hook...from DC and VERY country!
Please believe me!
9 comments:
Well God bless you my dear. I'm not touchin' em!!! I had chitlins for the first (and last) time about 15 years ago at French's Fine Southern Cuisine when it was open on H St. in NE DC. I did my best to camouflage the taste by pouring ridiculous amounts of hot sauce on em to no avail. I then promised myself to NEVER partake in them again. It's a promise that I have and will continue to keep.
You can have my portion. Enjoy!!!!
@gmo-that's what I am saying...see that right there...it doesn't take much for them NOT to taste good...that's why I won't eat just anyone's you know what I am saying...dag on shame though...dag on shame....
Yes, the roads spit on the chitlin thing. And to be honest I've never tried them, they stink too damn bad..LOL
I am feeling you on the NEW YEARS trip...I wanna go on a cruise with the fam for New Years...sounds fly..
@awotm-once you get passed the smell...LOL...my brother will NOT eat them either...we was brought up in the SAME house and that boy will NOT eat chitlins to save his life...yeah me, JAC, Jes(it is what it is) my home girl KW and RM are going...and then me, JAC, and KW are meeting up with the fam on the 1st...its going to be fly! I can't wait...
EEWWW!! So NASTY!! Yuck! Chitterlings
@iiwii-you are a hater...fo LIFE!
@rm-EXACTLY! Make sure you get her to set me some aside....I am DEAD serious!
yuck!
Tiff, ain't nothing like some good ol' Chittlin's!! I can't wait. Call me if you find some!
Kiana
@ JAC-you don't know what you missing...
@ Ki- you make sure to do the same...gots to look out for each other on the chitlin tip
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