Monday, April 09, 2007

Excuse me...

....is the line that the brother spoke as I crossed the street on my way back to my office this afternoon...

so I looked up at him...seems respectful enough...but I kept walking all at the same time...


"we are sale-ing numbers today..."

You know I am looking at him like he is crazy now right...out the corner of my eye because I never stopped walking...

"but for you....I'll give you my number for FREE"

ya'll I hollered right there on G Street downtown DC at lunch time, I just burst into laughter I couldn't help it...

mind you the entire time he is talking I never stopped walking...and he is just a talking and following me back...I am cracking up so hard that the brother sitting outside at a cafe drinking his espresso couldn't help but laugh too...

and this bama is steady walking behind me talking...and I am steady laughing....

"I mean whats your name...you don't want my number...."

the whole nine...now, even if I wasn't in a relationship, YOU still wouldn't have got the number and definitely wouldn't have taken yours either...but still I mean geezy peezy...

do you really think that tired 1985 line was going to work on me...puh leeze....
how about NOPE don't think so
side note: see brothers THIS is EXACTLY women mean mug ALL the friggin time...its situations like the one that happened...that makes us just feel like, cot
d@g it can't even look back at ya....bamas just take that and run wit it


Whew chile that was funny I mean that was too funny....
I thought I would share...
Have a HAPPY Monday!

16 comments:

Tańtruм said...

That was funny. You have a Happy Monday as well.

K.C. said...

it'a too cold to be trynna holla at somebody!

Shai said...

I understand. Why is that they still won't leave you alone when you nicely say no? Then if you are mean they think you are acting bitchy? LOL. SMH.

deepnthought said...

I mean, bruh, I didnt stop, why you keep talking. too too funny.

you have a happy monday too.

Mica said...

girl, that is how some men are!!! Fellas, NO MEANS NO!!!!!

He was wild for that!

miKeSee said...

Sheeeeiiiiit. If ya'll think I am not going to use that line, you are mistaken!

The next chick I see who looks like she has an attitude problem (as in bourgeois) will be getting that line. And don't let me have on no fresh Gordon Gatrelle -ish.

Awww shucks now!

T.C. said...

starting from the bottom up cause mike is crazy....lol

@mikesee-i feel you, but i said that to say...that BAMA right there is part of the reason for the attitude sometimes...being cool doesn't seem to work...NOW don't get me wrong people have NO RIGHT to be nasty...but geeze...take a hint dud...i mean HELLO I didn't stop.....lol...but get em boo with the GG-ish...

@mica-wild indeed...everyone NO mean NO...cause its some crazy bama sistahs out there too that be buggin

@deepnthought-yes chile...

@shai-sometimes we can act a little bitchy...let's be real, I know I can, but for the most part because of my homeboys (mike & dane & ballon man) have brought that to my attention i try not to exude that type of attitude...but sometimes a brotha just doesn't get it...and it comes out...lol

@kc-who iz you telling...stanging on the corner looking all bright and WRONG

@tantrum-thanks for stopping past...yes funny it was!

Daneger said...

Why did I have the same exact reaction that Mike did to this blog. I thought the line was hilarious and I can see my crazy a$$ saying it joking with someone. LMAO.

T.C. said...

@dane-I mean yea...its funny as all get out...TRUST I hollered laughin...but he was serious, dead serious...I think thats what made it even more funny

Honey-Libra said...

AHHHHH LOL...you work on G steet let me find out I've walked past you LOL...hopefully I haven't seen that man

j.a.c. said...

"standing on the corner looking all bright and WRONG" AHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

T.C. said...

@honey-if you are at or anywhere near 11th & G, we prolly have crossed paths...i am right up from H & M...

@jac-i forgot that i told you the story...too bad i didn't put that IN the blog...but that bama was all bright and wrong standing there with his ORANGE, black and GREEN hoodie on...you a grown man dog...

urban butterfly said...

that is too funny and I know exactly what you mean!

jus butterfli said...

okay! i'm sorry i'm late, but ummm... i AM crackin' up!! this was funny cause i can jus see your silly ass laughin' all the way down the street!

bruh kinda reminds me of the, "you wanna chill wit me 2nite", dude. and you gotta give 'em an "a" for effort and persistence... right? (LOL)

peace, love and hugs ladybug!

Blu Jewel said...

oh the madness...it's the same all over the world...just got back from jamaica and you should here how they holla down there...oh my! *smh*

missed ya...i'll catch up over the weekend

T.C. said...

@urban-funny indeed

@jus-i ain't giving that hot bama no "a" for effort...hell to da naw...BOI BYE! As in get the hell on...LOL

@blu-i can only imagine how they was comin at ya gurl...wit ur sexy self on da beech as said in my BEST jamican voice...lol